There's no time like the holidays to make you want to lovingly strangle someone.
Before you lose your mind trying to plan holiday shopping for the irritating people in your life, try passive aggressively addressing their flaws with a gift.
Because nothing says "happy holidays" like a pile of fake poop.
Price: $23.00
For the friend in desperate need of better deodorant. They can't be angry with you, because it's Chanel.
2. The Hungoevr Cookbook
Price: $9.99
Add a bookmark that reads, "Hope you enjoy this goofy gag gift! On a serious note, your drinking has gone too far and we are concerned for your well-being. Happy holidays!!"
Price: $12.99
For the friend who clogs your Instagram feed with photos of his cat laying in various positions.
4. Mark Bittman's How to Cook Everything: The Basics
Price: $35.00
For the friend who loves fancy dinner parties and hates the part where she actually has to cook.
5. Crumb Catcher Vacuum
Price: $11.99
For your neighboring co-worker whose desk doubles as a restaurant for cockroaches.
6. Portable iPhone Screen Cleaner
Price: $5.99
For the friend whose cell phone is so dingy that it pains you to even touch it.
7. iTouchless Home UV Toothbrush Sanitizer and Holder
Price: $39.99
Make brushing fun for the friend whose breath is unbearable.
8. Vino2Go Wine Sippy Cup
Price: $12.99
For the sloppy friend who spilled red wine all over your dress last New Year's Eve.
9. Note to Self Mug
Price: $15.00
For the friend who uses uses the cliche, "Don't talk to me before my morning cup," as an excuse to treat everyone else like garbage.
10. Beard Grooming Pack
Price: $39.95
For the friend whose beard and huge, scraggly and full of stray food bits.
11. Fake Dog Poop
Price: $3.95
For the self-proclaimed "funny guy" in the office whose pranks are more annoying than hilarious.
12. Chrome Fountain Pen
Price: $90.00
For the sister who is constantly making jabs at your age.
15. House Cleaning Gift Certificate
Price: Varies
For the friend whose house you can barely find the couch in.
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by Atul Singh
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